September 16 2014, 06:45 PM   •   18 notes   •   Via: magda-lennah   •   Source: magda-lennah

Your Sister’s Sister (2011)

Your Sister’s Sister (2011)

September 16 2014, 04:45 PM   •   13 notes   •   Via: verticalfilm   •   Source: verticalfilm

captainkittysticks:

Life Hack: cover up your existential crisis with bad jokes

September 16 2014, 04:41 PM   •   6 notes   •   Via: queeradish   •   Source: captainkittysticks

imgross-ok:

aboutwhitewomen:

If men aren’t allowed to have an opinion on abortion, then they shouldn’t have to contribute to federal funding of breast cancer research.

"if i cant control a woman’s body, then i want that body to die"

(p.s. anyone can get breast cancer)

September 16 2014, 09:59 AM   •   203,773 notes   •   Via: ape-man   •   Source: aboutwhitewomen
September 16 2014, 09:35 AM   •   3 notes

paging-doctor-assbutt:

In the Flesh has taught me to come up with a good epitaph so that when you come back as a zombie, your new zombie friends won’t mock you for it.

your husband seems like a dick kill him. also does ghosts still exist?
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itseasytoremember:

billyteddy:

he is a dick and killing him is on my list, but he’s attractive so i’m going to get one more kid out of him

i’m not sure on the ghost front, i guess we’ll find out after i kill my husband and put his gravestone in my backyard 

YOU NEED TO MAKE IT MORE OBVIOUS THAT THIS IS ABOUT THE SIMS

September 12 2014, 08:01 AM   •   87,323 notes   •   Via: agt-peggy   •   Source: billyteddy

syntaxbitch:

"I have lived most of my life surrounded by my enemies. I would be grateful to die surrounded by my friends." - Gamora, Guardians of the Galaxy

September 12 2014, 08:01 AM   •   12,588 notes   •   Via: agt-peggy   •   Source: syntaxbitch

to fight monsters we created monsters of our own.

September 12 2014, 08:00 AM   •   31,564 notes   •   Via: shipsanddip   •   Source: wintersoldierrs